May 2009
3 posts
Taking Control
I’ve come to the conclusion that the only thing in life I can control is whether or not I live, and the only way I can control that is to choose when and how I die. I think it’s time I made a choice.
April 2009
5 posts
What's the point of crotchless panties?
Sometimes the stress of life can get the better of you, almost to the point of a mental break down. When ever you feel yourself being crushed by the weight of the world ask yourself, “What’s the point of crotchless panties?”
March 2009
1 post
You add value.
playnice:
You are crafty, charming, and chock full of qualities that the world will gobble up with a spoon. Share your gifts. Spread joy with your presence. Add value to the situations in which you find yourself. Those around you will feel great, you’ll be glowing, and happy opportunities will appear.
Today remind yourself: I add value.
February 2009
2 posts
Extinguish your pants.
playnice:
Lying is bad, I’ll give ya that. But little lies are pointless and can create a huge hassle. Say someone asks you, “have you seen Harold and Maude,” and you lie and say yeah, then they follow up with, “what was the uncle missing?” then you’re fucking trapped. Why are we liars? To avoid imagined judgment? Nobody who counts is going to give a shit if you’ve seen this show or heard that...
You think you’re over it, you think you’re feeling better and you move on with your life. You date, meet new people, have sex; you think you can handle life again. You’re ok doing your own thing. Then you come across an old movie stub, a flip flop long forgotten under the bed, a book full of words you don’t quite understand, but it makes you smile anwyay; all of a sudden...
January 2009
10 posts
Why?
Why is it so easy to hurt the ones we love the most? Why is it the last person who should be hurt is usually the first? Why is it not until we lose someone that we realize just how special and amazing they are? Why does love turn to hate in the end? Why can’t we turn back the clock and fix the mistakes of the past? Why can’t I just have what I need to survive? Why can’t I...
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– Woody Allen
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“People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least...”
– Greg House
“We have geniuses in this country. True pioneers of innovation. Steve Jobs,...”
– Alan Shore
“Take… luck! Take luck and care. Take… care of the luck! Good luck...”
– Brian Regan
“I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation,...”
– Richard Pryor
“Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation,...”
– Willy Wonka
“By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.”
– George Carlin