I’ve come to the conclusion that the only thing in life I can control is whether or not I live, and the only way I can control that is to choose when and how I die. I think it’s time I made a choice.
Sometimes the stress of life can get the better of you, almost to the point of a mental break down. When ever you feel yourself being crushed by the weight of the world ask yourself, “What’s the point of crotchless panties?”
You are crafty, charming, and chock full of qualities that the world will gobble up with a spoon. Share your gifts. Spread joy with your presence. Add value to the situations in which you find yourself. Those around you will feel great, you’ll be glowing, and happy opportunities will appear.
Today remind yourself: I add value.
Lying is bad, I’ll give ya that. But little lies are pointless and can create a huge hassle. Say someone asks you, “have you seen Harold and Maude,” and you lie and say yeah, then they follow up with, “what was the uncle missing?” then you’re fucking trapped. Why are we liars? To avoid imagined judgment? Nobody who counts is going to give a shit if you’ve seen this show or heard that band. If we thought about the impetus for lying, we’d seldom go there.
Today remind yourself: Extinguish my pants.
